The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbeaable.
in a Bucharest hotel lobby
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
in a Leipzig elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
in a Belgrade hotel elevator
Please leave your values at the front desk.
in a Paris hotel elevator
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
on the menu of a Swiss reataurant
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily.
in a hotel in Athens
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
in a Yugoslavian hotel
Not to perambulate the corridor in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
in an Austrian hotel catering for skiers
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger: roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
on the menu of a Polish hotel
For your convenience, we recommend courteous efficient self-service.
in an Hong Kong supermarket
Drop your trousers here for best results.
in a Bangkok dry cleaner's
Dresses for street walking.
outside a Paris dress shop
Ladies have fits upstairs.
outside a Hong Kong dress shop
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
in a Rhodes Tailor shop
Could you like to ride on your own ass?
advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
on the faucet in a Finnish washroom
For coats made for ladies from their own skin.
in the window of a Sweddish furrier
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
on the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
Specialist in women and other diseases.
in the office of a Roman doctor
